Friday, October 13, 2006

Some Things In Here Don't React Well To Bullets

My stomach made the most God awful noises yesterday! I don't know what the problem was. I haven't changed my eating habits or anything like that. It wasn't just an occasional gurgle, either. It was a constant low rumble, kinda like the submarine in the Hunt For Red October. Ooh, maybe my breakfast was trying to defect?

Very well then, Special K and Yogurt, I salute you and firmly support your mission. I just wish you would have shut the Hell up and stopped embarrassing me!

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