Saturday, March 31, 2007

The Funniest Thing Jay Said Today

We were having lunch at CiCi's and were literally surrounded by pint-sized cheerleaders displaying multiple forms of age inappropriateness. Midriffs were bared. Mini-mini skirts were reaching dangerous heights. And the make-up...oh GOD the makeup. One particular atrocity bounded past us with her hair pulled into a sky-high ponytail and massive amounts of red, silver and blue glittery sparkles on her eyelids and in her hair.

Jay took one look at her, and then turned to me and said, "I'm pretty sure a clown just blew his load in her face."

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