1: Every employee of the car dealership that wasted four hours of our Saturday can suck the Sebring's tailpipe. Here's hoping it stays running long enough to kill them all.
2: I'm not ready to be a grown-up yet.
3: The talking Campbell's Soup can at Jungle Jim's is a pedophile and should be prosecuted. I'm not kidding. I caught a snippet of what that thing said today, and maybe it's out of context, but it still sounds pretty damned sick to me. "...then the sippin' and slurpin' starts and WoahHoah I go straight down the tunnel and into her tummy!"
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