Do You Have Any Marmalade Sandwhiches?

Jay and I did a little shopping yesterday. DSW had advertised a HUGE sale, so we...okay I...wanted to check it out.

As I was browsing the shoes, I realized the sales people were leaving me alone...which is odd at DSW...so I wondered what was up. Didn't I look like a serious shopper with serious money to spend on a serious amount of seriously marked down shoes?

As I rounded a corner and caught glimpse of myself in the full length mirror, I sadly saw the answer to my own question:

No, I did not look like a serious shopper with serious money to spend on a serious amount of seriously marked down shoes...

I looked like Paddington Bear.



Kindly, stop laughing, or I'll be forced to give you my hard stare.